Klingon Yelling Episode (AKA Heart of Glory)

Cindee: So, some Klingons show up, and they’re not fans of the treaty

Martha: Can we go back a second, What is the neutral zone? And why can’t anyone go in it?

Cindee: Well it’s a bit weird, cause in TOS the neutral zone is an area of space between the Klingon Empire and Federation. In TNG its the same thing, but with the Romulans

Martha: I could understand no battle ships. But this was a freight ship?

Cindee: No one can go in the neutral zone. NO ONE

Martha: Okay

Cindee: I mean, in theory

Martha: So yes, they go aboard and find Klingons.I have many issues with this episode. Mostly with your friend Picard.

Cindee: Well he’s not my friend yet
Martha

Martha: Hahaha, So Geordie has a way to transmit his vision to the bridge.

Cindee: ooooh right, that was a thing in this episode, and then they never spoke of it again

Martha: and now Picard can FINALLY UNDERSTAND HIM. Because you can’t understand someone unless you know how they see things visually.

Cindee: Correct, that’s why Tony doesn’t understand me, he has perfect vision, I wear glasses. Eventually, it’ll lead to divorce.

Martha: And what’s that red human shaped thing?!

Cindee: Riker

Martha: Oh… Riker.. Come on Picard!

Cindee: So yeah, pretty ableist

Martha: It just was weirdly worded They could have been like ‘oh so this is what you can see! The strength of the metal, the heat signals, cool!’
Not ‘now I know who he is… I had no idea before!’

Cindee: It’s like when they have kids use a wheelchair or blindfold themselves or whatever and then think they understand what it is like to be disabled.

Martha: Hahahahaha yeah basically

Cindee: No you don’t, you don’t know how to operate a damn wheelchair, so of course its superweird for you…

Martha: Yes it was very silly

Cindee: Yes, and then they never spoke of it again…

Martha: Well the signal got overloaded. Forever… OH, We have another fantastic ask of Data from Riker.

Cindee: which is?

Martha:
Riker: How do we get to the engine room?
Data: There are several paths to the engine room, all of which are equally dangerous
Riker: Well which is the least dangerous?!’

RIKER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT EQUALLY MEANS!

Cindee: Lol, I have tried to explain to you that he’s not that bright

Martha: Hahaha he really isn’t!

Cindee: Did he have his thinking face?

Riker: No he was mad. He was mad because he was sick of Picard being all

‘Look at Data!’

‘Look at some fire!’

‘Look at Riker!!’

Treating poor Geordi like an eye puppet

Cindee: Wait, Riker is mad at ableism and so asked Data a stupid question later?

Martha: No he didn’t have a thinking face cos he was too annoyed for it…

Cindee: There is this one episode where for medical reasons, Riker is having trouble concentrating. aAnyways I am like HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT THAN NORMAL. Like theres like a whole minute of him just making lots of thinking faces and looking confused

Martha: That. Sounds.Amazing. Im sure it won’t be… Anyway, so we find some
Klingons, and beam them back. WITH SOME ADDED PERIL OF AN EXPLOSION. But somehow they beam fine

Cindee: Saved by the transporter, as always. Transporters are fucking magical,

Martha: Sooooo the Klingons are here, and just like Datalore we now distrust Worf!

Cindee: Lmao, yeah, it is funny cause they act like people will be loyal to their “kind” over their actual socialization

Martha: Like seriously. I hope some dodgy French people don’t come aboard cos now we won’t trust Picard!

Cindee: It’s really actually racist, if you think about it. it assumes people’s intentions, behavior, etc are like built into their genes or something.

Martha. It’s just very odd and it makes you think that they’re not really good friends and teammates!!

Cindee: But you know, humans are Americans, and it was only 70 years ago we were like “lets distrust these Japanese American citizens!!!”

Martha: Hurray for Joseph McCarthy!

Cindee: um, I don’t think that was McCarthy. McCarthy was the communist witch hunt guy

Martha: I thought it came about after his red scare stuff as well

Cindee: No, it was during WWII. Red scare was after WWII. the point is, racism. Worf is in Starfleet, but we can’t trust him cause genes.

Martha: Or Data, cos circuits…

Cindee: Lmao, yes anyways, so the Klingons are on board

Martha: But to be fair Worf does get quite into these Klingons, he even does a lovely yell when one dies.

Yelling

Cindee: Well, that doesn’t really bother me, people have death rituals

Martha: No it just felt he was copying them a bit

Cindee: Did he only start after they did?

Martha: Yes

Cindee: Ok

Martha. As with Lore in Datalore, the Klingons are given remarkable freedom on the ship, until we speak to big boss Klingon and we find out that actually these are rebels.

Cindee: Well, there’s a treaty. They’re allies

Martha: Well they don’t fully trust them as the damage to the ship is from Klingon weapons. (On a Ferengi ship… hmmm ok)

Cindee: Aaaaaand?

Martha: THEY KILL 2 PEOPLE

Cindee: When they were on the freighter?

Martha: No the Klingons killed two security people

Cindee: I forgot about that, and doesn’t Worf kinda defend them?

Martha: He acts incredibly neutral to them. Like, too neutral really considering. A mother and child come out of a lift and Yar says GO BACK! And then the Klingon picks a kid up, Yar calls in a hostage situation. The Klingon gives the kid to Worf and Worf puts her down AND THE MOTHER AND CHILD SQUEEZE PAST THE KLINGONS AND CONTINUE THEIR JOURNEY

Cindee: Lmao

Martha: No go back in the fucking lift!!!

Cindee: There’s a treaty! There’s nothing to fear!

Martha: And then Worf is all ‘it’s weak to take hostages, Klingons don’t do that’ But then the Klingons give up

Cindee: Are you sure he didn’t say it was dishonorable, thats what he calls most things.

Martha: And then Worf is all don’t kill them, let them free on a planet with massive fuck off monsters so they can fight to the death.

Cindee: Right, to die an honorable death.

Martha: Yes, And I’m pretty sure the boss is like ‘nope’

Cindee: If a Klingon doesn’t die in battle, they don’t go to Klingon heaven

Martha: If Klingons go to Klingon heaven…why do they scream to warn the others of a warrior incoming? If they’re all warriors…

Cindee: Cause, warriors are scary

Martha: Not if you’re a warrior too…

Martha: Erm so anyway Klingon boss is all ‘after you’re done being a SF Officer come join me’ And Worf is all like ‘I am honoured’

Cindee: Worf likes honor

Martha: And then Picard and Riker and everyone just stare at him, like him joining the Klingons would be a FUCKING TRAVESTY

Cindee: And he was like j/k.

Martha: hahahahaha, he was so like j/k.